"That's cool, I've got a text translation app," Tony says, and pulls out his beat-up StarkPod (speaking of outdated - he's been babying this thing along for nearly half a decade, now). He snaps a picture of a card, and a little processing icon appears over the image. "And if we're from the same version of Earth, hit me up when we get home. I'll hook you up with something new. What are you building a shrine for?" That sounds like a weird hobby.

The app finally completes its translation, and an English overlay appears on the screen. "You're a, uh, delivery... god? Did that translate right?"