That irritation is returned tenfold as Bastien sucks his teeth. "You are the most ungrateful sod I ever laid eyes on!" He hooks the pistol back onto his belt with an annoyed huff. "Here I am, saving your mangy butt and you can't even offer thanks?" The pirate rolls his eyes in annoyance.

"I demand twenty silvers and a bottle of red for my suffering!" By red, he means 'wine'. Bastien stands there in full pompous glory and naivety expecting a reward.

"Either that or I mug you myself." A threat.