Oldbag had the disadvantage of hearing the story second-hand. Which meant she was about as likely to trust the entirety of the account at face-value as she was studio trespassers who claimed they'd "made a wrong turn" and "accidentally" wandered into a closed set.

Which was to say, she raised a skeptical eyebrow.

"Things don't just fall off for no reason. If you're attempting to defend yourself after being caught-red-handed...you're going to have to do a better job than that."