"I think I saw some seafood snacks there, too, if you don't like candy." Not liking candy is a completely foreign concept to Miles, but maybe it hurts the kid's teeth or something. 'Too sweet' is eating dates in honey. A Hershey bar can't even dream of measuring up to that.

Damn. Now he wants dates, or baklava, or kanafeh...

Congratulations, Miles. You played yourself.