"Probably wouldn't have been the first thing that came to mind if you saw me back then, either. Apparently I have terrible fashion sense," Tony jokes. Yeah, goofy knee patches don't exactly scream 'billionaire tech prodigy,' do they?

"Anyway, it turns out the inter-universe exchange rate for Earth dollars is pretty crappy, so now I actually work for a living. Or sometimes for dog biscuits, I guess."