[So it really was his toes! Bastien can't help but feel a tad flustered about that and weird. He's mildly weirded out since he accidentally tried to eat a buddy like some filthy cannibal. Makes his stomach lurch a little but Bastien does his best to save face here.]

Haha! There won't be a next time, lad. [He claims as he crossed his hand over his chest.] Cross my weasely black heart, mate! You won't become lunch.

[At the next question, Bastien couldn't help but laugh heartily.]

That I am, lad! The best pirate you'll ever see but my mum was a mermaid, thus I'm the first 'merpirate' in history.