"Don't you go playing dumb with me. Even if you do have the right face for it."

Hands on hips, she started tapping her foot in the most stereotypical manner one could picture. Though she did momentarily reach up to gesture to the back of her head, indicating the lingering ache from where she'd been struck.

"Attacking an old woman. The nerve! Lucky for you, my head's as hard as my nerves, or you'd be dealing with a major assault conviction, young man. Now get down here and own up to your crime!"